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Not Your Mother's Goose

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Not Your Mother's GooseNot Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying

Not Your Mother's Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes aren't just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of children's stories -- if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying vowels to Pinocchio succumbing to a lengthy battle with Dutch Elm Disease. Mix in illustrations reminiscent of Gary Larson's classic Far Side cartoons, and you're left with a madcap read that will leave you laughing all the way from Rumpelstiltskin's Twitter feed to Humpty Dumpty's Facebook page (where Jack is still trying to grow a beanstalk--in FarmVille).



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Crd Press
Published: 08/26/2015
ISBN: 9780990964407
Pages: 70
Weight: 0.35lbs
Size: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.15d
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Theresa Marie
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 1
No chew resistant for heavy chewers.
Not durable for a heavy chewer. I went by the reviews which said they lasted and were chew resistant. Ha! Not so with my Brittany Spaniel. She chewed this apart within hours!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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surfah girl
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
indestructible!
these are so cute, squeak but my puppy who chews everything from rocks to shells was unable to tear these toys to shreds or even bite it into pieces. she actually gave up and grew bored with them which has never happened with any other toy or item she fixates on and eventually destroys.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
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Hannah O.
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Great!
Surprisingly tough. Holds up to tug and doesn't rip right away like so many soft toys do. Has crinkle legs and squeaky head. Dog is having so much fun
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026
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stephanie
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 2
Junk
Able to chew up in about a day.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
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Teddi Grady
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Great quality and flavor
Color: 3PC-Bacon-Brown, Pattern Name: Tough Dog Toys
I have two dogs that can chew through everything within a day. Not these, going on four days now, there are signs of wear and tear but still intact. The dogs love the flavor.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026

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