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IMPLANT

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IMPLANTIf an artist doesnt paint their paintings, but the audience still sees them clearly, does the artist even need paint? Or a brush? Or artistic skill? These are questions readers might ask themselves after reading IMPLANT, the latest title in Joe Beutels growing collection of printed, bathroom friendly ephemera. In IMPLANT, Mr. Beutel utilizes Vocabularic Implantation Technology, a made up but scientific sounding technique to automatically place

If an artist doesnÕt paint their paintings, but the audience still sees them clearly, does the artist even need paint? Or a brush? Or artistic skill? These are questions readers might ask themselves after reading IMPLANT, the latest title in Joe BeutelÕs growing collection of printed, bathroom-friendly ephemera.

In IMPLANT, Mr. Beutel utilizes Vocabularic Implantation Technology, a made-up but scientific-sounding technique to automatically place stunning, expertly crafted works of art in the readerÕs mind using nothing more than text and simple Pictish Witchcraft. You read with your eyes, and paint with your brain. ItÕs fun for the whole family. Or part of the family. Or someone elseÕs family. Point is, itÕs fun.

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★★★★★ 4
Very thick, rich cream. Good for hands or overnight.
Size: 4.2 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I like this, but I don't love it. It's very rich and creamy, no discernible scent, and feels good going on. The beeswax in this makes it a good "barrier cream", great for overnight. This is very moisturizing, but it does not seem to penetrate as deeply as another tallow cream that I tried which has no beeswax. It's a nice sized jar for the price. This is really good for hands. I'm still on the hunt for a really good tallow cream that doesn't contain wax or olive oil...the search continues.
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★★★★★ 5
Non-greasy
Size: 4.2 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Very smooth and non-greasy. Helped my cracked heels in about three weeks! I use it on my face and haven't had any issues with break-outs or oily skin. Nice product, worth the money. I have bought twice and will again.
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Sweet, Clean Product! Perfect Under Makeup
Size: 4.2 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I am so impressed with this ELBBUB Whipped Tallow Cream. It is a sweet, clean product that keeps my face deeply hydrated all day without feeling sticky at all. I mostly use it as a daytime face cream under my makeup, and it creates a perfect, smooth base. It has helped my skin routine so much. Highly recommend!
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Melissa Alexander
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★★★★★ 3
Lovely product, low ROI
Size: 4.2 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
The cream is lovely, not greasy, low odor, and beautifully hydrating. However, being quite the frugal customer, I cannot, in good conscientious, pay the cost per ounce.
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Whipped Tallow smooth and creamy
Size: 4.2 Fl Oz (Pack of 2)
Love it!!! A great moisturizer and it lasts a long time. It makes my skin feel great! It’s a great deal with minimal ingredients.
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