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Mortified: Real Words. Real People. Real Pathetic.Share the shame. In the days before blogs, teenagers recorded their lives with a pen in top secret notebooks, usually emblazoned with an earnest, underlined plea to parents to keep away. Since 2002, David Nadelberg has tapped that vast wellspring of adolescent anguish in the stage show Mortified, in which grown men and women confront their past with firsthand tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst
Share the shame. In the days before blogs, teenagers recorded their lives with a pen in top-secret notebooks, usually emblazoned with an earnest, underlined plea to parents to keep away. Since 2002, David Nadelberg has tapped that vast wellspring of adolescent anguish in the stage show Mortified, in which grown men and women confront their past with firsthand tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Simon LeBon. Following the same formula that has made the live show a beloved cult hit, Mortified the book takes real childhood journals and documents and edits the entries into captivating, comedic, and cathartic stories, introduced by their now older (and allegedly wiser) authors. From letters begging rescue from a hellish summer camp to catty locker notes about stuck-up classmates to obsessive love that borders on stalking, Mortified gives voice to the real -- and really pathetic -- hopes, fears, desires, and creative urgings that have united adolescents for generations.Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Gallery Books
Published: 11/28/2006
ISBN: 9781416928072
Pages: 399
Weight: 0.81lbs
Size: 8.28h x 5.56w x 1.05d
Review Citations: Library Journal 12/04/2006
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★★★★★ 5
Effective serum that improves skin texture and hydration
Size: 16 Fl Oz (Pack of 1), Size: 16 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I have been using this serum consistently and I can see a clear improvement in my skin. It feels smoother, more hydrated, and more even in texture. It is lightweight, absorbs quickly, and does not irritate my skin. It works well with my other skincare products and I will continue using it. I highly recommend it for anyone looking to improve their skin.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Gentle Cleanser That Works Well for Daily Use
Size: 16 Fl Oz (Pack of 1), Size: 16 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
My husband has been using this cleanser as part of his daily routine, and it has been a simple and reliable option for keeping his skin clean without feeling dry or tight. The formula is gentle and easy to use consistently.
Skin type: normal skin
How it’s used: morning and night as a daily face wash
What we liked:
• Texture: smooth, lotion-like consistency that spreads easily
• Gentleness: cleans without leaving the skin feeling stripped
• Hydration: skin still feels soft and comfortable after rinsing
• Fragrance-free: no strong scent, which is nice for everyday use
• Ease of use: works well as a basic, no-fuss cleanser
Things to note:
• This is a gentle cleanser, so it doesn’t foam much
• Best suited for normal to dry skin rather than very oily skin
Results after a few weeks:
With consistent use, his skin has stayed balanced and comfortable without feeling dry after washing.
Overall:
This has been a dependable everyday cleanser that’s easy to use and gentle on the skin. It’s a good option for anyone looking for a simple, fragrance-free face wash that doesn’t leave skin feeling tight.
Best for:
• normal to dry skin
• daily morning and night use
• anyone wanting a gentle, non-foaming cleanser
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect for Sensitive Skin Without Feeling Heavy
Size: 3 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I have very sensitive skin and finding a facial moisturizer that hydrates well without causing irritation can be a challenge. This one has been fantastic. It feels lightweight going on but still gives enough moisture that my skin stays soft and comfortable all day. No strong fragrance, no burning, no breakouts, just simple and effective skincare.
I also really like that it layers well under makeup and doesn’t leave my face feeling greasy or sticky. The ceramides and hyaluronic acid make my skin feel healthier and more balanced overall. Vanicream continues to be one of the few brands my skin consistently tolerates well. I’ve already repurchased this and will keep using it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good for sensitive skin, zero fragrance, leaves skin soft and moisturized!
Size: 3 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I got this to go along with my Vanicream sensitive skin cleanser, and I'm very happy with it! It is a little more liquidy than cream-like, but it absorbs into skin well and leaves it feeling soft and moisturized. Great for sensitive skin and completely free of fragrance, with a shorter ingredient list that gives me more peace of mind. Very pleased with this, try it!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great Value for a Good Moisturizer (5- Stars)
Size: 3 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
This moisturizer contains nothing fancy — and that’s the whole point. The ingredients are few but effective, with several ceramides and hyaluronic acid for deep and long-lasting hydration. Best of all, it contains no silicones or parabens. Because it’s noncomedogenic, it doesn’t cause breakouts from clogged pores. Since I have sensitive skin, all of the above are critical for my skin care routine.
It’s about as simple and as effective as a cream can get. Because of that, it doesn’t contains any sunscreen, retinol, or other anti-wrinkle components.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026