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Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt – Dark Humor EMS T-ShirtJust So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt T Shirt Sometimes education happens the hard way. This shirt just makes it official. The Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt tee is blunt, clinical, and signed with authority by the people whove seen enough ER stories to say it with confidence. Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders, this piece leans into dark humor and professional sarcasm
Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt T-ShirtSometimes education happens the hard way.
This shirt just makes it official.
The “Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt” tee is blunt, clinical, and signed with authority by the people who’ve seen enough ER stories to say it with confidence.
Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders, this piece leans into dark humor and professional sarcasm — no fluff, no apologies.
It’s not inspirational.
It’s informational.
Why You’ll Love It
Dark humor that only emergency services truly appreciate
Bold, distressed typography with a vintage medical manual vibe
Comfortable, durable fit made for off-duty and station life
Perfect for EMS Week, nurse appreciation, birthdays, or salty coworkers
Designed by The Salty Medic — because you’ve earned the attitude
Fit & Feel
Unisex fit
Soft, breathable fabric
Holds up through real-world wear and repeated washes
Who It’s For
EMTs. Paramedics. Nurses. Firefighters. Law enforcement.
If you’ve ever had to explain anatomy to an adult — this one’s for you.
If you haven’t… maybe stick to motivational quotes.
Welcome to The Salty Medic.
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★★★★★ 2
It doesn’t do what is supposed to do
Color: Blue
Wasn’t impressed..,all the ball does is vibrate. It doesn’t really bounce
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My dogs fight over it
Color: Orange, Color: Orange
Easy to use, durable, and has a great battery love. At first my dogs were curious and unsure about it, now its become one of their favorite toys. They'll stare at it while its being charged and impatiently wait for it so they can have fun again. Perfect size for most breeds.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Bouncy, not hard, and good value.
Style: Fetch Balls (Pack of 10), Size: 2.5 inch
Great balls for the ball launcher and not rockhard like some of the solid rubber balls. These have great bounce, and because of the two holes, they make a fun whistling noise as they fly through the air. My dogs love them and they are a good value.
By the way, if you throw them too hard, they will go through chain-link and no climb fence because they squish a bit!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Excellent dog balls — safe design and very durable
Style: Fetch Balls (Pack of 3), Size: 2.5 inch
These fetch balls from Amazon Basics are fantastic, and my dog absolutely loves them. One of the biggest reasons I prefer these over other brands is the hole that runs through the center of the ball. This is a very important safety feature: if a dog were to accidentally get the ball stuck in the back of the throat, the hole allows air to pass through. That small detail could literally make a life-saving difference.
Aside from the safety benefit, they bounce well, are easy to clean, and hold up to a lot of playtime. They’re firm but not rock-hard, and my dog goes crazy for them. Great value, great quality, and a thoughtful design.
Highly recommended for dog owners who want a safer alternative to standard solid rubber balls.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great ball for heavy chewers
Style: Assorted Balls (Pack of 3), Size: 2.5 inch
Great toy for my Doberman. She chews through tennis balls in about 15 minutes but these are very durable. She likes to chase them but also just chew on them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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