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The Pit Dweller

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The Pit DwellerMulti tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of ballsa promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, an involuntary F. B. I. case or two, discombobulated relationships and a series of paintings gazing down a hallway toward a restroom. To make it through, Bobbie and a host of peripheral others deal with the days ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices. Fear not, Prospective Reader, this aint no

Multi-tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of ballsÑa promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, an involuntary F.B.I. case or two, discombobulated relationships and a series of paintings gazing down a hallway toward a restroom. To make it through, Bobbie and a host of peripheral others deal with the dayÕs ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices.

Fear not, Prospective Reader, this ainÕt no book Õbout some dude livinÕ in a hole.

It's about a guyÉ No. No-no, itÕs more than that.

The Pit Dweller forges a deeply personal relationship between you, [insert your name here], and its many charactersÑall shapes, sizes, varieties and backgroundsÑas they inspect the hole within themselves and strive to fill the void with whatever fits, matching all those sharp-edged nooks and odd-shaped crannies. Ah, [your name goes here], life ainÕt so easy, though. Is it? It tends to throw unexpected, dark shadows across the worn path, some shaped like a comical bear and some just downright grizzly.

Written by David Charles Matthews, The Pit Dweller wrestled its dreamy way into existence after rousing its author from a deep sleep, induced by the previous eveningÕs devouring of two huge helpings of shrimp stew andÑadmittedlyÑway too much garlic bread.

ÒHIS BEST EVER. Matthews went the distance on this one. The Pit Dweller not only takes THE TIPPY-TOP SPOT in the character-driven, dad-brained crime-comÕ-romÕ-dramÕ genre, it takes the cake, adds some sprinkles and serves it up on a paper plateÑthe high-quality kind, not that cheap stuffÑwith a tiny cup of Blue Bell Dutch-chocolate ice cream and a small tongue-depressor-of-a-spoon. Grab a slice, take a cup and savor the jocular journey. AN INSTANT NON-DAIRY, GLUTEN-FREE, NON-OCCULT CLASSIC.Ó

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Overpriced but effective.
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I happened to get lucky and get a warehouse deal at an additional 30% discount. Even at $25, it feels a little overpriced. But it was easy to assemble and serves its purpose. If you line the Velcro up exactly, the panels sag, if you stretch past even, but where it still grips, they look pretty ok. It is very light and does fold very compact for easy storage.
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Color: Coal Black
Excellent quality and great price to boot. Easy to assemble and folds up easily to be stored. We are using it as a privacy screen when we have company that needs to sleep on the couch and also to block off a hallway leading to a guest suite. It looks great and is as described in the ad
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This was horribly made and a nightmare to put together. You have to basically bend the bars to get the coverings attached. The sizes don't match. The stickers that label the parts are impossible to remove and if you do get them off theres a lot of residue left behind. On top of that once it was put together I noticed theres a big dirty foot print on it which is definitely not mine.
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You have to add weight to it
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It does its job and it was easy to put together but it's a little on the flimsy side and it will easily be knocked down. So you're going to have to figure out a way to make the legs heavier? I used cinder blocks, single cinder blocks and it works just fine. Just know that it will knock over super easy
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The snap to put them together.
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This came in handy in the foyer. I didn’t want to see the door from my couch. I must be weak found it hard to snap them together. I kept 2 my daughter took the other 2.
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