The Chap Book

The Chap BookWhat you are holding in your hands is righteous truth, my friend. Its the good word. Its the sincerest of earnestness youll ever see bound together. Every writer and his her mother has a chapbook full of delicious poetry and salivating stories, which is all fine and dandy, but do any of them ever include any honest to goodness chaps? Hell no. And why not? Because they dont have S. A. They dont have that artistic titan who has so succinctly condensed

What you are holding in your hands is righteous truth, my friend. ItÕs the good word. ItÕs the sincerest of earnestness youÕll ever see bound together. Every writer and his/her mother has a chapbook full of delicious poetry and salivating stories, which is all fine and dandy, but do any of them ever include any honest-to-goodness chaps?

Hell no.

And why not?

Because they donÕt have S.A. They donÕt have that artistic titan who has so succinctly condensed an illustrated history of Òthe chapÓ and graced these beloved pages with it. With a stalwart drawing pen, S.A. set the record straight on what a Òchap bookÓ really is.

ThereÕs no more confusion, friend. This is it. This is the truest chap book youÕll ever hold. Cherish it. Smell it. Kiss it. Most importantly, share it with people. Share it with people who donÕt even know what a chap is, where to buy one, or how long to it takes to domesticate one. By sharing it with just one person, you may have fundamentally altered the course of human history.