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USAriadna Grunts (4) (280174)1x Grunt (HMG) 1x Grunt (Rifle) 1x Grunt (Heavy Flamethrower) 1x Grunt (Marksmanship Lx) (Sniper Rifle) Sua sponte (Of their own accord). Historical US Army Rangers motto, adopted as a regimental motto by the USAriadna Grunts to signify the voluntary character of their unit. Veteran sergeants tell a little tale of the peculiar way the first ever Grunt unit was gathered. As the story goes, the colonist Old Man Ross, a former Ranger commander, was
- 1x Grunt (HMG)
- 1x Grunt (Rifle)
- 1x Grunt (Heavy Flamethrower)
- 1x Grunt (Marksmanship Lx) (Sniper Rifle)
“Sua sponte” (Of their own accord). Historical US Army Rangers motto, adopted as a regimental motto by the USAriadna Grunts to signify the voluntary character of their unit.
Veteran sergeants tell a little tale of the peculiar way the first ever Grunt unit was gathered. As the story goes, the colonist Old Man Ross, a former Ranger commander, was worried about the increasingly bold Antipode incursions into his neighboring farms in Franklin County. His old soldier nose told him the attacks would soon become unmanageable, so he resolved to take matters into his own hands. With unwavering determination, he went into The Blockhouse, the busiest bar in the county, and with vague promises of violent action and specific promises of beer, he managed to recruit a bunch of dauntless young men. Old Man Ross turned out to be quite the charlatan, making up all kinds of sordid details as he went along, and getting more and more inventive as the bottles went dry. The atmosphere got more and more heated, and when he made veiled references to how thankful the county women would be to the defenders of their virtue against those vicious Antipodes, the crowd of young men exploded in cheers and stormed out of the bar in search of the evil alien raiders.
That first mission was a resounding success, and Old Man Ross was able to ride the momentum of victory to create a local defense group which he then proceeded to professionalize the hard way, shoving the military code of the old American Army and the harsh training program of the Rangers (along with their spirit and motto) down his recruit’s throats. When he deemed his men were a genuine military force tested in battle against the Antipodes, he sent instructors to neighboring counties in a move that planted the seed of the modern USAriadnan infantry.
But, despite their Ranger creed and unlike their old American counterparts, these soldiers would not make up a light infantry corps. As a consequence of the idiosyncrasies of the USAriadnan people, the Grunts needed to become a heavier line unit. Old Man Ross knew his compatriots well, and he knew that every USAriadnan settler owns at least two firearms that he keeps loaded and ready to fire. His Grunts needed to become a tougher force to combat whatever the settlers were unable to fight off themselves. And thus the new USAriadna Rangers evolved into a Medium Infantry formation that soon established stations all across the land as the foremost USAriadnan line infantry corps.
Admittedly, we don’t know how much truth there is to this apocryphal story. What we do know is that Franklin County is currently home to the headquarters of the original 1st Line Ranger Regiment, also known as Grunts. If you happen to pass by you’ll see it is everything you’d expect from a USAriadnan settlement: a nice, quiet place, but also the worst place to find yourself in a bar brawl—you’ll always find someone capable of beating the stuffing out of you, and plenty of folks more than willing.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Larger than chapst
Its larger than the normal chap stick that you're accustomed too. Goes on very smooth , it has a creamy texture to it.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Black stuff in tube and in balm
I bought in January and the tube has black stuff in the tube and in balm.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Absorbent and Dependable!
Size: Size 5 (31 Count)
I absolutely LOVE these diapers! My son is a heavy wetter, and I was very skeptical about these diapers when I read some reviews saying they leaked. For reference, he is 16 months old and 22 is lbs. On one of the hottest days we've had so far, he drank so much that he peed and it just waterfalled out of his diaper onto my lap - while our taxes were being done. That diaper had been changed about an hour prior! He was wearing a Huggies that day, which we've used pretty religiously without issue - though we had started experiencing overnight leaks.
I remembered really liking the Mama Bear wipes when he was a NB, he needs something sturdier now with big baby boy poops - but definitely remembered loving the wipes, and that they were gentle on his sensitive eczema skin. After many reviews, I decided to order these, oh my gosh what an amazing diaper! I will say, the only flaw I have noticed is if you pull the leg liner too hard it tears a tad, but out of a whole pack - that happened once. Otherwise, PHENOMENAL! Our first try was at night, and my son slept for about 8 hours, we had a brief reprieve from erupting molars - so it was a full night's sleep it was tested on. There were no leaks, the diaper was squishy and heavy, but not the way the diapers we would normally use were. I'd had Huggies' diapers elastics snap in the morning due to the amount in his diaper, these held shape pretty well I was so impressed. I've ordered another pack, as well as the regular Gentle Touch diapers to compare their functionality. Overall though, very happy!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good Quality and extremely Affordable!
Size: Size 6 (100 Count), Size: Size 6 (100 Count)
I was tired of paying $60+ for a pack of diapers and we have used Mama Bear Water Wipes for years with our kids, so decided to give these a try. Soft, super lightweight, and holds very similar capacity as the Pampers we’ve used for years. No smell, no rashes, and no rips or tears in diapers. Great quality at a low cost — I would absolutely recommend trying if you’re looking for affordable option without sacrificing quality. We’ve had a subscription for about 3 months now and really like these!
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