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Cuarentón En Crisis: Manual de Supervivencia Para Hombres del Siglo Pasado / A Forty-Something in Crisis

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Cuarentón En Crisis: Manual de Supervivencia Para Hombres del Siglo Pasado / A Forty-Something in CrisisLa crisis de la mediana edad es un chiste, pero a m no me hace ni puta gracia. Si ests hasta los huevos de tu trabajo, lete el captulo 1. Si quieres abandonar a tus hijos en una gasolinera, lete el captulo 2. Si ya no follas ni en tu cumple, lete el captulo 3. Si dudas de tu hombra, lete el captulo 4. Si cada da eres ms cascarrabias, lete el captulo 5. Si ests hasta los huevos de tu trabajo, quieres abandonar a tus hijos en una gasolinera, ya no

«La crisis de la mediana edad es un chiste, pero a mí no me hace ni puta gracia».

Si estás hasta los huevos de tu trabajo, léete el capítulo 1.

Si quieres abandonar a tus hijos en una gasolinera, léete el capítulo 2.

Si ya no follas ni en tu cumple, léete el capítulo 3.

Si dudas de tu hombría, léete el capítulo 4.

Si cada día eres más cascarrabias, léete el capítulo 5.

Si estás hasta los huevos de tu trabajo, quieres abandonar a tus hijos en una gasolinera, ya no follas ni en tu cumple, dudas de tu hombría y cada día eres más cascarrabias, pégate un tiro y acaba ya con este sufrimiento.

Es broma. Léete el libro antes y luego ya si eso te pegas el tiro.

Iñigo no es escritor. Le encantaría serlo, pero malgasta su vida en otro trabajo. No se atreve a dejarlo porque su mujer se la corta. Aunque para lo que la usa, tampoco se perdía nada. Hasta le haría un favor, ya tiene cuatro hijos y cada día está más salido. Ha perdido el norte, da pena verlo en Instagram. Es una tragedia. Le propusimos un trato: si escribía algo decente sobre su crisis, lo publicábamos. El resultado es este libro: lo más indecente que hemos leído nunca. Considéralo una obra de caridad. Los ingresos irán destinados a hacernos más ricos, pero también sacará del pozo a otros cuarentones (al pobre Iñigo no le salva ni Dios).

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"Middle-age crisis is a joke, but I just don't think it's fucking funny."

If you are sick of your job, read chapter 1.

If you want to abandon your children at a gas station, read chapter 2.

If you no longer fuck on your birthday, read chapter 3.

If you are questioning your manhood, read chapter 4.

If you are getting grumpier every day, read chapter 5.

If you are fucking tired of your job, want to abandon your children at a gas station, no longer fuck on your birthday, question your manhood, and behave grumpier every day, shoot yourself and end this misery already.

Just kidding. Read this book first and then see about shooting yourself.

Iñigo is not a writer. He would love to be one, but he is throwing his life away working on something else. He doesn't dare quit his job because his wife would cut his dick off. But for the use he's been giving it, it's not like he would miss out on anything. It would even be a kindness, since he already has four kids and he's already out. He has lost his north; it's embarrassing to see his Instagram. It is a tragedy. We made him a deal: if he wrote anything decent about his crisis, we would publish it. This book is the result: the most indecent thing we've ever read. Consider it a charity case. The income is destined to make us richer, but it will also help other men in their forties stand on their feet. (Poor Iñigo is beyond salvation.)
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My son didn’t enjoy reading independently before this book
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My son is 7, in 2nd grade. I got him this book in his Easter basket. Tonight he voluntarily picked it up, read the first chapter, was laughing, and then told me about it!! He’s never voluntarily picked up and read a chapter book before other than a graphic novel ! :)
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the world needs more books like this!
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Wholesome books for young growing readers, yes please! It’s a great mix of funny and sweet that any kid will love. I love seeing the characters grow from the unicorn and dinosaurs books. I love that they are real children too. It’s a great message for kids!
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Grady Harp
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
‘Was Nugget’s power guiding me to help people?’ – a fantasy tale to cherish!
Format: Kindle
Diane Alber teams with Ryan Thomas in creating their PURPLE SPACE CHICKENS series, books that focus on inspiring art and creativity in children. The characters (both human and animal) sparkle throughout and the authors open with a taste of the fun to come introducing the boy Bear: ‘My name is Bear…It’s a code name I gave myself. Why a code name? Well, everyone in this book has one. Trust me, it’s better that way. I don’t want you knowing who I really am because the last thing I need is NASA asking a dozen questions - or worse, taking my little friend. But I had to document everything, because this experience is straight out of this world…literally.’ And with that intro we meet little chicken Nugget and the story sails forth with an amazingly entertaining and creative plot. There are many attributes to this series intended for grade school kids – one fine chapter book stories that will definitely continue!
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AmandaB
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Yes. definitely yes.
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Rounding up from 4.5. This was a great read and has earned the title of my second favorite sapphic fantasy behind Aurora’s Angel. (Granted, there isn’t a huge amount of competition.) The two main characters are well written and there is plenty of swoon to keep you happy. It’s a slow burn (which I love) and it was done very well. The author keeps you riding on the excitement of what is to be. The longing looks, the subtle touches, the loaded dialogue. It was all great. Each interaction brought the two MCs closer together in such a sweet way. The plot was a good one and keeps you entertained without being overdone or making you too anxious. The book is well written and uses some period language (which I appreciate) without being too pretentious. It is well paced and flows very well from one scene to the next. No boring parts to suffer through. The reason for the missing half star: There were parts that I felt could have used more finesse, or maybe more explanation concerning Della’s insistence on seducing Galeon. The passion was there but it seemed like Della was being reckless at times. But maybe that was the point. I also wished that some of the supporting characters were a little more fleshed out. I wanted to know more about them. It doesn’t get nearly as deep into any aspect the way Auroras Angel did, but I don’t consider that a bad thing per se. It’s just a shorter and lighter read without as much depth. But still enjoyable Overall, this was a great book and I look forward to the future installments. Definitely recommend.
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Abby
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 4
Will definitely be reading the second independent book in this series!
Format: Kindle
A slow burn fantasy novel that showcases the finer instances of romantic gestures and quick stolen glances in between the big showy, epic events. Once I picked up the book I could not put it down until I completed it fully. It was easy to get attached to the characters and I was happy that they didn't try to fit a hetero normative and instead felt to be a truly sapphic/queer relationship. The ending had me at the edge of my seat! While very immersive and easy to get sucked into the world built, I think what would take this to the next level would be more detailed world building. I found I yearned most for this book to get into the nitty gritty of describing and bringing to life the horrific transformations of the witches. I also felt some of the dialogue was a bit too modern which took me out of the older fantasy setting this story was set in for a second. Overall a great book that was easy to allow yourself to get immersed in and tugged around emotionally along with the characters. Loved it!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2025

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