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Astropus Tentacle Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness Accessory

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Astropus Tentacle Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryA terrifying space creature with tentacle limbs has just been discovered! This peary white, purple and blue tentacle limb makes for a perfect dong! The tapered tip is easy to insert, the wide shaft stretches your open, and the tentacle suckers add stimulating texture! Made out of premium, phthalate free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult novelty

A terrifying space-creature with tentacle limbs has just been discovered! This peary white, purple and blue tentacle limb makes for a perfect dong! The tapered tip is easy to insert, the wide shaft stretches your open, and the tentacle suckers add stimulating texture! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult novelty item! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the personal massager with warm water and soap and use a novelty item cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

You're hiding in a bunker on the planet X-9. Half your platoon has been taken out. The mission was to explore and survey new territory on an inhabitable planet, but things turned for the worse once your team was attacked by giant, tentacled monsters! You can hear movement nearby and your heart races. Your gun is at the ready and you use a mirror to check what is around the corner. There it is, an octopod as big as a human, tentacles reaching in all directions, and eyes glowing near the center. It moves like it's underwater even though it's on land. It must be able to defy the gravitational pull while you're stuck heavy on the ground. It moves slow, its iridescent purple and pearly white skin catching the dim light and reflecting it. It makes an echoing click like a dolphin or a whale that sends shivers down your spine. You check your gun, looking away, and as soon as you turn around to shoot a tentacled limb shoots out and grabs the gun. Another limb grabs you. You scream into your comms microphone "Help! I'm under attack!" but no sooner have you called for help then the monster circles its arms around you, squeezing. It oozes a goo from its suckers that melts away your clothing and begins to sizzle on your skin. It doesn't burn, it just numbs and warms you. Suddenly it feels like you're wrapped up in a warm blanket. Heat pools between your thighs. Then it plunges its tentacle inside of you and your brain turns off. Your lips utter sounds that are coming from the monster, not you. "Hello team. Come join us! It feels so good. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender…"

Measurements:
Overall length: 8.7 inches.
Insertable length: 7.6 inches.
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1 inches.
Widest insertable diameter: 2.35 inches.

Materials: Silicone

Color: White, Purple, Blue

Note: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.

Key Features:
Fantasy personal massager: This pearly white, purple and blue tentacle dong has a tapered tip, wide shaft, and toothy horns circling the base.
Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this personal massager. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most wearable massager harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.

Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.

Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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ChiGirl
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Very sturdy and sleek looking laptop stand
Color: silver
I was skeptical when I first ordered this. It didn't look very sturdy in the pics, but I was wrong. It is very sleek looking and functional, with the adjustable height. Very modern looking as well and my MacBook Pro fits perfectly on it. Very glad to have purchased this for my home office.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2024
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Susan Pomeroy
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 4
Sturdy, works great, not quite perfect.
Color: silver
This was the perfect stand to use when my desktop computer crashed and I had to work on my laptop without killing my neck. It's sturdy, well made, and works exactly as advertised. Adjustment is smooth and simple. I was able to work with my monitor at a comfortable height and distance, and it saved my bacon! But, would I want to work on it indefinitely? No. Two things are lacking for me. First, there's a height adjustment, but no angle control. This means that at its max height, the display has a small downward tilt. It also means that on zoom calls, I had to fiddle with the monitor height until my whole head was framed, rather than cut off. Not a dealbreaker, but annoying over the long term, especially with lots of zoom meetings. Second, I'm not sure why I was surprised, but the stand-plus-laptop combo created a kind of aluminum "monolith" on my desktop. I couldn't bend to peer under it, or over it either. It felt as though part of my desk (albeit a narrow portion) became inaccessible. This too is a quibble--I just happen to like a more open and airy feeling. These two nits aside, this is a sturdy and well designed stand that works well and will last a long time.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
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Elizabeth
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Replacement stickers are on the way!!
Color: silver, Color: silver
Edit: Customer service was lovely and I have replacement stickers on the way. This fabulous product has helped me so much and I can't be without it. Back up to a 5 star review. I purchased this product in April 2024. The stickers that help the laptop 'grab' onto the stand are either gone or unstable. See picture below. Can it be repaired with new stickers? How do I get them?
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Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2025
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ProudPapa
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Sixty Bucks? Yep. And I'd buy another one.
Color: silver
OK, I had my doubts. Yes, the iLevel2 is highly-reviewed. And yes, it's really (really) important to have your laptop screen at eye level (get it? iLevel?) But spending 60 dollars on an adjustable laptop stand? Couldn't I just pile up a couple of old books for free? Well, as a contractor once told me when I made a really dumb suggestion, "You COULD do it that way..." The iLevel2's main virtue is that the angle/height adjustment knob is rock-solid, as is the platform. It's just an extremely well-made, solid product. And the adjustment knob, which is on a left-right track on the front of the product, allows you to dial in your laptop's screen height to the millimeter. Result: a totally-custom, ergonomically-friendly setup. Love it.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 13, 2024
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Russ
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 3
Underwhelming
Color: silver
Too much hype. It just holds the laptop. Buy something cheaper. The slide adjuster isn’t useful to me at all.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026

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