SKU: 43196341792

Creature Cocks Cockness Monster Keychain

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Creature Cocks Cockness Monster KeychainThis green Cockness Monster inspired by the Lochness monster has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out

This green Cockness Monster inspired by the Lochness monster has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

At twilight, the sun hits the water just right. You're boating out on the water and know you should return, but the way the water glitters as the sun sets is too beautiful and you've stayed out later than you should. You know these waters, there aren't supposed to be mysteries or surprises but a strange fog has rolled in and the mists hang heavy and low over the water's surface. You see a ripple in the water and the hair on the back of your neck stands up. Something bumps the bottom of your boat and rocks it so you nearly fall over. Panicked, you grab the oars and begin to paddle back to shore. It's too late! Another bump and you've fallen into the water! As you gasp for breath, your arms and legs thrashing to keep your head above water, something wraps around you! Instead of drowning you, a head lifts up out of the water and looks you right in the eye. Your heartbeat speeds up and you stop breathing, terrified. It holds you right above the water, but then the head disappears and you look around, frightened and confused, wondering where it went. Then suddenly you feel teeth ripping at your clothing and before you can stop it, you're being penetrated! You want to stop it, but every ridge and bump shocks your body with waves of pleasure!

Measurements:

Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.65 inches x 1.5 inches

Materials: Silicone, Metal

Color: Green

Note: For novelty use only.

Key Features:

  • Mini Fantasy Dong: This royal, green, dragon-like creature is none other than the mythical Lochness monster with a curved head and a scaled spine rising out of the lake!
  • Fun and Cute!: These brightly colored mini dongs have character and will call attention to themselves! They're fun accessories and make great gag gifts!
  • Flag Your Fetish!: Let people know you're a little kinky and like adult fantasy with these mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy dongs! Collect them all!
  • Nickel-Free Metal and Premium Silicone: All metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin and silicone is squishy, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone.
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bjs
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★★★★★ 5
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Size: 1/2 Inch X 90 ft, Number of Items: 1
I have tried several different rolls of velcro. What sets this brand apart is that it is thinner than the others I have used, so when wrapped around cables is not as bulky. It does grip as it should. As mentioned in my headline, I originally purchased this for work, so when I wanted a roll for home, I chose this one.
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Alexandria, US
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Size: 3/4 Inch X 300 ft, Number of Items: 1
Dats allota VELCRO !
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Gregory L. Brown
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Cheap tie for cables and hoses
Size: 3/4 Inch X 90 ft, Number of Items: 1
I just cut to length, then use a hole punch or ID punch to make custom wraps for cords and hoses. Pull the wrap through the hole after it goes around one cable, then wrap the coiled cable. Much cheaper than buying ties from the local discount hardware store.
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Everything else It's OK, but needs a stronger magnet
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Keeps everything in one place
Color: Black Oval, Color: Black Oval
Good size, looks good and helps with organization
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Kristen
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 4
Cute & works!
Color: Black Oval
A little smaller than anticipated. I wish the key hanger stick was a little bit taller, but it holds out keys and sunglasses right by the front door
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