SKU: 55290476301

Lord Neptune Vibrating Tentacle Grinder

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Description

Lord Neptune Vibrating Tentacle GrinderKey Features: Adjustable Tentacle Strap Mount Base: The neoprene tentacle base wraps an adjustable 12 inch to 52 inch strap range, locking Lord Neptune against pillows, thighs, the bedroom bench, or any piece of furniture in your domain. Sea God Sculpted Pleasure: Sea god creature carving texture runs the full 5. 3 inch shaft from base to tip with trench ridging and raised bumps that hit hard across the walls during every grind. Removable Bullet

Key Features:

  • Adjustable Tentacle Strap-Mount Base: The neoprene tentacle base wraps an adjustable 12-inch to 52-inch strap range, locking Lord Neptune against pillows, thighs, the bedroom bench, or any piece of furniture in your domain.
  • Sea-God Sculpted Pleasure: Sea-god creature carving texture runs the full 5.3-inch shaft from base to tip with trench ridging and raised bumps that hit hard across the walls during every grind.
  • Removable Bullet Vibration, 3 Speeds 7 Patterns: A removable bullet drops into the tentacle base and cycles 3 vibration speeds with 7 patterns through the shaft, climbing from a quiet tease at scene-start into heavy rumble by the end of the night.
  • Wireless Pocket Remote: A pocket-sized wireless remote keeps the vibration at fingertip range, freeing both hands for grip work, clit stimulation, denial scenes, or whatever else the night demands.
  • Waterproof Premium Silicone: Submersible silicone takes shower scenes, bath sessions, and extra-wet sessions without losing your rhythm mid-stroke.
  • Solo Grind or Partnered Scene Use: Cinch the tentacle to a pillow for solo grinding, lock it against the bedframe for extended hands-free riding, or pass the strap over a partners thigh so they can steer the angle and control the scene.

Lord Neptune drags his sea-god authority into the bedroom as a strap-mount grinder, neoprene tentacles wrapping any anchor in the room and the silicone shaft sculpted to wreck your walls every time you grind down on him.

Intense sea-god creature texture covers the 5.3-inch shaft top to base, raised bumps and trench ridging catching your inner-walls on every stroke of the ride. The vibrating bullet inside the tentacle base runs 3 vibration speeds plus 7 pulse patterns through the silicone, climbing from a quiet tease at scene-start into a heavy intense vibration that pulls you apart in waves.

Belt the tentacle base anywhere within the 12-to-52-inch circumference range, locked onto a thigh, a pillow, a bedframe, or any piece of bedroom furniture. Waterproof silicone holds rhythm through shower-floor sessions, bath rounds, extra-wet play and even golden-shower rotations. Compact design for discreet storage, tucks easy into a kit between rides.

Product Specifications:

Color: Blue
Material: Silicone, Neoprene, ABS Plastic
Overall Length: 6.2" (15.7 cm)
Overall Width: 3.1" (7.9 cm)
Overall Depth: 3.9" (9.9 cm)
Insertable Length: 5.3" (13.5 cm)
Widest Insertable Diameter: 2" (5.1 cm)

Strap Adjustment: 12" to 52" (30.5 to 132.1 cm) circumference
Vibration: 3 speeds, 7 patterns
Remote: Wireless

Submersible: Yes
Recommended Lube: Water-based

Care: Use with water-based lubricant. Wash with warm water and toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry location, away from direct sunlight and separated from other toys.

*Includes a USB charging cable. Wireless remote requires 1 AAA battery (not included).

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Carolle
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★★★★★ 5
Stays put and does the job
Style: Contempo
I hate clutter. That includes my sink area. This holds my oxo scrubber and a sponge with ease. It also lets everything drain nice so there is no issue with slime or smell that other caddies have. Looks nice and amazingly the suction cups work. So far the finish is holding up and for what it is, it does its job. Looks nice.
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csd Charlotte
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 1
Suction cups dont work
Style: Ashley Bronze
I liked the style and shape. However, I cannot get the suction cups to stick.
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Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Strong legs, somewhat industrial but trendy also
Size: side table leg
Good legs, some what utilitarian or industrial, they are strong as they are made out of pipe, and assembly is fairly easy once you get the idea of how it goes together. They are roughly 1.5 feet across maybe a bit less adjustable height on each leg, if you have wood floors you may want to put a pad under each leg as they are full metal pipes. Pretty interesting idea and does not cost much.
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Nc
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 4
Pretty good, take your time and install it well
Size: side table leg
Materials are pretty solid, but once assembled it’s not as sturdy as you would think it should be since the material itself was solid, i say give them a chance, everything out there that’s similar is way over priced
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Roberta Mayes
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Heavy duty legs for table.
Size: side table leg
Perfect legs for a table I am having made. I have an cottonwood slice. It's heavy and needed something substantial. These are perfect.
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