SKU: 65694378914

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Fuck I'm old topperFuck i'm old Personalised cake topper for Milestone birthdays This is the perfect topper for the potty mouth celebrating a milestone birthday. Forty 40,Fifty 50 or Sixty 60. About our toppers A perfect way to add a unique touch to your special occasion. Our cake toppers are available in a range of colours and finishes and are designed and made by us in the Macedon Ranges (just outside of Melbourne). Our cake toppers are dispatched within 3 working

Fuck i'm old- Personalised cake topper for Milestone birthdays

This is the perfect topper for the potty mouth celebrating a milestone birthday. Forty 40,Fifty 50 or Sixty 60.

About our toppers

A perfect way to add a unique touch to your special occasion.

Our cake toppers are available in a range of colours and finishes and are designed and made by us in the Macedon Ranges (just outside of Melbourne).

Our cake toppers are dispatched within 3 working days from your order being received. We quite often dispatch earlier than this, and if you need a topper urgently please let us know.

Our cake toppers size is based on its width, so all our cake toppers are approx. 16cm wide. 

Cake topper Measurements

  •  Approx. 16cm wide x 25cm high
  •  Stems are extra long but vary with topper design. Approx 12cm (at no extra charge)

Important information

While we take the upmost care with your cake toppers, as these are very fragile, there can be instances where they arrive damaged, If this happens please let us know by emailing our store with a photo of the damage within 2 business days of the item being received and we will send a replacement off to you upon receiving a photo of the damage.

  • Colours will vary from computer screen or device
  • Wood is a natural product and will vary in colour & grain, this is not a fault but part of it's beauty.
  • Handle toppers with care, as some designs can be delicate
  • Intended for unique use -Not intended as a toy and unsuitable for children under 3.
  • Text layout is chosen by us to ensure topper is sturdy.
  • We do not send proofs but can if you you request one. Please be aware this will slow down your turn around.

Our items are all made to suit the wording you leave when checking out, so please ensure that you enter all wording to be used on the topper, as this is cut and paste into our software, so the way you enter it, is the way it will be pasted in. For example if you enter sophie is 1, it will be cut as sophie is 1, if you wanted it to appear as Sophie is one, you will need to enter it that way. 

The personalisation tool is designed to demonstrate how your wording will look in a particular font, it is not an exact representation of how your topper will look as our team will need to manipulate the font to ensure that the topper is cut as one piece. 

Thanks for letting us be part of your celebration! We hope you will share your product in action with us by tagging #creatingmonkies on socials. 

 

 

 

 

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  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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