Unisex T-Shirt, "Love Disappoints, Pizza Is Eternal" A Humorous Take On Valentines Day!

Unisex T-Shirt, "Love Disappoints, Pizza Is Eternal" A Humorous Take On Valentines Day!Lightweight, lived in comfort with a wink. Our garment dyed Unisex tee brings a soft, muted color and plush hand feel straight out of the wash the kind you reach for on lazy weekends, pizza nights, or when you want to make someone smile without saying much. The design "Love Disappoints, Pizza Is Eternal" reads playful and a little sardonic in warm, vintage inspired tones, sitting inside a heart outline that keeps the mood light. Relaxed cut and

Lightweight, lived-in comfort with a wink. Our garment-dyed Unisex tee brings a soft, muted color and plush hand-feel straight out of the wash — the kind you reach for on lazy weekends, pizza nights, or when you want to make someone smile without saying much. The design "Love Disappoints, Pizza Is Eternal" reads playful and a little sardonic in warm, vintage-inspired tones, sitting inside a heart outline that keeps the mood light. Relaxed cut and heavyweight cotton give it structure while staying breathable. Wear it alone with jeans or layered under a flannel for cooler evenings; it’s the kind of everyday shirt that becomes part of your routine and your stories.  This fun shirt comes in 9 colors.  Happy Valentine's Day! 

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting fit and comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, comfortable fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL in many colors; sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean

*Made to order

*Free standard shipping included