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Description
Catnip Madness Garden FlagCatnip Madness Garden Flag The Catnip Madness Garden Flag is a definitive piece of subversive outdoor hardware for those who recognize the chaotic frequency of a house on the edge. This isnt a sanitized, mass produced floral banner found in corporate big box stores; it is a blunt, unrefined parody of cult classic propaganda. Featuring high contrast artwork warning the neighborhood of "the catnip menace," this 12x18 flag serves as a primary identifier
Catnip Madness Garden Flag
The Catnip Madness Garden Flag is a definitive piece of subversive outdoor hardware for those who recognize the chaotic frequency of a house on the edge. This isn’t a sanitized, mass-produced floral banner found in corporate big-box stores; it is a blunt, unrefined parody of cult-classic propaganda. Featuring high-contrast artwork warning the neighborhood of "the catnip menace," this 12x18 flag serves as a primary identifier for dissidents who prefer their lawn decor with a side of cynical irony. It is a calculated statement for the outlier who refuses to blend into the mundane status quo of suburban life, celebrating the unpolished character of both the owner and their favorite indoor predator.
Engineered for the friction of outdoor deployment, this flag is constructed from heavy-duty, weather-resistant fabric to maintain sharp pigment through sun and rain. We reject the flimsy logic of cheap, mass-produced imports for a professional-grade solution reflecting the structural integrity of an unpolished lifestyle. Every unit is inspected at our headquarters in Brick, New Jersey, ensuring your gear withstands the elements while ignoring the soul-less trends of mainstream retail. Upgrading your outdoor aesthetic with this hardware establishes a clear perimeter of character that honors the unrefined. This is functional gear for the bad people who demand more from their property markers. A Bad Store for Bad People.
Catnip Madness Flag Specifications
- Graphic: Vintage Propaganda Parody "Catnip Madness" Design
- Material: Heavy-Duty Weather-Resistant Outdoor Fabric
- Dimensions: Standard 12x18 Inch Garden Flag
- Durability: UV-Resistant Pigment for Long-Term Exposure
- Origin: Hand-Checked and Shipped from Brick, New Jersey
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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