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If Animals Could TalkCondition: BRAND NEW ISBN: 9781621066118 Year: 2022 Publisher: Microcosm Publishing Description: "Rise and shine, assholes," trills the bird If animals could talk, what would they say? Certainly nothing polite, according to this hilarious illustrated book. On these pages, you'll meet over 100 illustrated animals showing the whole range of human emotions and foibles, from sassy to grumpy, arrogant to dejected, glib to nonplused. "How old did you say
Condition: BRAND NEWISBN: 9781621066118
Year: 2022
Publisher: Microcosm Publishing
Description:
"Rise and shine, assholes," trills the bird
If animals could talk, what would they say? Certainly nothing polite, according to this hilarious illustrated book.
On these pages, you'll meet over 100 illustrated animals showing the whole range of human emotions and foibles, from sassy to grumpy, arrogant to dejected, glib to nonplused. "How old did you say you were?" asks the cougar. "Rise and shine, assholes," trills the bird. "Ball is life," proclaims the hamster. "I have zero interest in seeing you later," quoth the alligator. Includes the world's ugliest animal, according to the Smithsonian (we'll let you guess which one this is).
Giggle and belly laugh your way through this definitely not-for-kids, probably not-safe-for-work collection of brilliant insights into the filthy animals all around us.
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★★★★★ 5
Just like the PBS series....
Format: Hardcover
This book is a step, or two, deeper into the 'wilderness years' than the PBS series by the same name. But frankly, the series, available on YouTube, is a better buy (it's free) for the money and quite entertaining due to its great casting with folks like Robert Hardy, Sian Phillips, and Eric Porter. But, if you're a reader, this book is worth the effort and cost.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2025
★★★★★ 5
A great book about a great estate and the great man who inhabited it.
Format: Kindle
Carter does a superb job of accurately recounting the history of Chartwell and the people and events that made it such a special place.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 20, 2025
★★★★★ 5
How to understand bogus textualist constitutional interpretation
Format: Paperback
Very thorough and well informed guide to understanding how our constitution is being hijacked by textual interpretation.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Sooooo cute!!!
Format: Hardcover
I really enjoyed this story!! It shows that children are capable of great ideas and should be listened to! Also, that prejudice comes from all angles and that people will go to any lengths to prove their point, even if they do something wrong and malicious to prove it. Great children’s book and a book adults could definitely learn a thing or two from!! It was also much longer than I thought it would be which was a very nice surprise. Looking forward to the sequels!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 8, 2021
★★★★★ 5
Wonderful book, we are all looking forward to Mayor Goodboy Goes Hollywood!
Format: Hardcover
This graphic novel for middle grades is full of cool kids and animals, with plenty of silly jokes, plus a great message about community and how kids can get involved in making change. The illustrations are great!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2022