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Description
Quickie Kit - Jerk Off - ClearQuickie Kit sets you up for rock hard fun! The Jerk Off Kit includes a Hand Tool stroker, made from a body safe, incredibly soft, and realistic elastomer. Squirt your favorite lube inside and slide your cock into Hand Tool's snug grip. The multi textured chambers create a crazy variety of sensations, and the no slip handle keeps everything under control. Use your Donut Rings at the base or around your shaft to build and hold the pressure. Lube it.
Quickie Kit sets you up for rock hard fun!The Jerk Off Kit includes a Hand Tool stroker, made from a body-safe, incredibly soft, and realistic elastomer. Squirt your favorite lube inside and slide your cock into Hand Tool's snug grip. The multi-textured chambers create a crazy variety of sensations, and the no-slip handle keeps everything under control. Use your Donut Rings at the base or around your shaft to build and hold the pressure.
Lube it. Stroke it. Love it.
Hand Tool:
4.5" x 2" (11.43 x 5.08cm)
Multi-texutred Orifices
Soft and Realistic Feel
Convenient Grip
Made from TPE. Contains No Fragrances, Phthalates, Paraffins, or Latex.
Stay Hard Donut Rings:
0.7" Inner Diameter (1.778 cm)
1.4" Outer Diameter (3.556 cm)
Strong, Tear Resistant, Elastomer
Made from TPE. Contains No Fragrances, Phthalates, Paraffins, or Latex.
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★★★★★ 3
Not the best, but not the worst either
Format: Hardcover
By any means not the funniest book in the series, only the one on Krusty the Clown was more un-funny; but still a worthy addition to your collection and, just like all the others from the series providing a retrospective of anecdotes you might have forgotten.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2012
★★★★★ 1
One Star
Format: Hardcover
The book I received had 3 pages cut out of it.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2014
★★★★★ 2
Not that great
Huge "The Simpsons" fan. I watched all the episodes and read a lot of the comics and enjoy most. This one however was quite boring. Turns out I'm just not a big fan of Chief Wiggum. I really enjoyed The "Homer" and "Bart" book. But not this one. Maybe if you love Wiggum you'll love it. If you're not too fond of him then I wouldn't buy it.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2013
★★★★★ 3
Good for my collection.
Format: Hardcover
This was another quick and entertaining read. This instalment wasn't as enjoyable as some of the other books but it was still good. I'm glad to have it in my collection.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2014
★★★★★ 5
Great for a Ralph Wiggum fan!
Format: Hardcover
Bought this for a friend for his bday and he loved it. Huge Simpson's fan,favorite character is Ralph, loved how the book was filled with random facts and weird thoughts.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2020